American Idol
Last night’s AI proved to be enjoyable and entertaining. I can’t really compare it to previous finales because I haven’t watched a finale since Kelly Clarkson won the first season.
Here are some of the moments from the finale that I’m not likely to ever forget:
#10- the video collage of Simon right at the beginning of the show
#9- Meatloaf seizing at the beginning of his song. I thought he was awful. I almost wish the judges would have commented on the celebrity performances because I’m dying to know what Simon would have said. Plus, I’m weirded out because Meatloaf looked like a scary, homeless version of one of my college professors (G. Deaton).
#8- McBoobies.
#7- Any scene involving Michael Sandecki, aka Fake Aiken. Here are some (poor quality) pics. His facial expressions are priceless! The faces he makes while singing are similar to the ones I make if I stub my toe or better yet, the face I made when I saw Clay Aiken and his new 'do. These are pics of him during his performance last night.
#6- when Chicken Little attempted to sing “Tobacco Road” in a bass voice and then went on to embarass himself further by singing “What’s up Puthycat.” I’m convinced whoever chose him to perform that did so for the sole purpose of giving me blog material. Note to self: Write the produtherth and ask them to rethink having thomeone with an obviouth lithp thing a thong with a million S’s in it.
#5- Carrie Underwoods performances. She’s so beautiful and incredibly talented. She’s left no doubt that she deserved to win last year.
#4- Mary J Blige’s outfit which makes it look like her boobs are sweating profusly. 
#3- Elliot’s “One” performance which was awesome. He definitely should have chosen that song during the competition. He was awesome. I’ll be one of the first in line to purchase his CD.
#2- “In the Gheto” performance by Taylor and Toni Braxton. Taylor was great; Toni, on the other hand, had to be lip syncing. Her mouth moving was not in sync with the words and every other word was too airy to even hear. She was terrible- and the part where she forced Taylor to molest her was just embarassing. He definitely had to exert some Soul Control at that moment.
#1- The part where Taylor won. After Chris was booted, I didn’t have a preference about who won. I think this year is the best Idol since season one. I think each of the last four contestants, Elliot, Chris, Katharine, and Taylor will go onto have good careers.
mmmmm! McBoobies!
Yey Taylor! Would have preferred Chris, oh well. Taylor’s good.
Oh yeah, McBoobies! MMMMMM!
Comment by Bob | May 25, 2006
My number 1+ favorite moment is David Haselhoff crying at the end when Taylor was singing that wretched song they wrote for him. Why do they do that to those poor contestants. The songs are just awful. At least Taylor’s was a little better than Katharine’s. Her song wasn’t even in the right range for her.
Mary J’s shirt looked like a nursing bra (but a shirt).
I also agree with your evaluation of Toni Braxton. She was horrible, maybe even worse than Mr. Loaf. I felt bad for Taylor when she tried to get him to molest her. That was a weird moment. Glad the camera quickly turned away.
Are they trying to set Katharine up for a spread in Stuff magazine. What’s with all the boob lately?
Glad Chris got to sing with his idol, Live, so people could finally get a clue that he wasn’t as “original” as everyone thought he was. He was just the only person that sounded like Live/Scott Stapp/Fuel competing in American Idol this season…not the only person in the music industry that sounds like that.
I hope you got your fill of Chicken Little on the finale, cause he didn’t make the cut for the tour.
Carrie Underwood once again proved she has a great voice…but no personality. That’s why she wasn’t allowed to talk…ONE WORD…during the show, just sing.
Michael Sandecki…watched it again last night. HI-LARIOUS! What’s up with Clay’s hair!?!
Comment by Martha | May 26, 2006