Big Brother All Stars
This is going to be a great BB season! After the first 5 minutes, I was hooked.
The All Star season takes place in the BB Season 6 house, which is equipped with more than 50 cameras and 75 microphones. The show begins with Julie introducing the 20 candidates up for being elected into the house. Then, after only 2 minutes, Julie announces the first surprise of the season- there will be 14 house guests rather than the previously advertised 12. YEA! She breaks the contestants into guys and gals and starts by announcing the 4 gals that received the highest number of votes. First gal in the house is….JEDI JANEY!! Sa-weet! I honestly wasn’t too worried about Janelle, but it was still nice hearing her name being called first. Next up…..Erica. I have no idea who this chick is. Then, Nakomis. WHAT? Puh-lease tell me you’re joking, Julie. I don’t know Nakomis, but she isn’t attractive at all and I’m not sure I can take starring at her for more than a few episodes. Hopefully she’ll get booted early on and spare me the annoyance of looking at her faded Rainbow Brite hair and jacked up teeth. And, finally, the last gal with the highest number of votes….Diane. I kinda know about her- she got it on with a male contestant during her season and he ended up booting her to save Cowboy. So, the love of her life chose a cowboy over her. This should be good.
Now, onto the guys. First male contestant voted back into the house….HURRICANE HOWIE!! Woo-hoo!! Lovin’ it! Next up, Kaysar! What up Kaysar! At this point, the power could blow in my house and I’d be OK. I cannot believe that BB Season 6 is racking up like this. And then, JAMES! WHAT! This is freaking awesome! Finally, the last male receiving the highest number of votes….Jase. No clue who this dude is, but I could care less because all my people got voted in!
Right after they name Jase, the camera pans to Will, aka “Dr. Will,” who is pissed! I guess Will won his season and expected that America would vote him in to compete again, but when he wasn’t one of the highest vote getters, I could see the voodoo doll shadows in the background behind Will.
The four men run into the house and Howie immediately begins sizing up the ladies. He heads straight for Erica and gives her a big bear hug, then backs up and gives her a look over. Then he grabs Janey and his voiceover says “this is an All Star cast if you know what I mean. There are some All Star boobies in this house.” Precisely why Howie was the first guy brought back. Love him to death. Then he hugs Diane and says “Oh yea, I’m getting some play this year.”
After the commerical break, we’re back to Julie who asks the remaining losers, “is anyone shocked they weren’t picked by America,” to which Marcellas promptly replies, “I’m shocked. I am America’s black, gay sweetheart and I cannot believe this.” I don’t know Marcellas, except from what I saw on the aftershows from last season and he’s the epitomy of annoying from what I can tell.
Julie naming the rest of the contestants (who were picked by producers and not elected by America) was relatively uneventful- Will, Danielle, Marcellas (who proceeds to screech uncontrollably and physically clobber poor Julie), Allison, Mike Boogie, and Chicken George. Yup, thats right…Ivette didn’t make it! Victory! Just what I wanted…..everyone from Season 6 except Ivette. I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight, I’m so dang excited!
I will say I’m surprised Cowboy didn’t make it. But, everyone I wanted made it, so it doesn’t bother me.
Seconds after everyone is in the house together, Will asks Boogie, “where’s Kaysar and James?” (they, of course, are laying low in another room). Then Boogie says to Will, “I want Kaysar gone. He’s a smug *^&%. We’re gunna have to hurt him in a very painful way.” Then it cuts to Boogie in the confessional whining about how he doesn’t understand why America loves Kaysar because according to Boogie, Kaysar is cocky and “loves himself.” OK, fastforward about 2 seconds to when Will and Boogie form an alliance and Will goes on and on about how he (Will) better be nominated for being voted off b/c he wants people to know he’s a threat. Will’s a terd. I can’t stand him already.
During the HOH discussion, Julie reveals that there will be TWO HOH winners tonight and they must agree on who to put up for eviction, or else the two HOHs will themselves be up for eviction. Oooohhhh….I love it!
By this point, it’s quite obvious that everyone is aware of the Season 6 alliance since they’re so large (and all are *very* good players, too). As they’re preparing for the HOH competition, each non-sixer basically talks about which sixer they’re going to go after in the HOH competition.
Fast Forward to the part where Jase and Janey win HOH! Yea, with a sixer as HOH, none of the other sixers will be up for nomination.
Everyone is ticked the Janey won because they all want Janey gone. Kids, she’s a JEDI, I don’t think she’ll be going anywhere anytime soon.
During the last few minutes, Danielle walks around scheming about how they can get rid of Janey. She plants the idea that Jase should purposely disagree with Janelle so that they (Jase and Janey) are up for eviction. The non-sixers could give their word that they’ll vote for Janey and Danielle presents this as a win-win. Danielle first presents this idea to Alison and Chicken George. Danielle then drops the idea and let’s Alison run with it. So, Alison goes and blabs Danielle’s idea to the rest of the house and tries to rally the troops.
Fast Forward to the end where Jase and Janey put up Alison and Danielle for eviction.
Gotta love it!
This is going to be the best part of my summer- watching BB All Stars! With my favorite players in the game (for now, anyway), I’m going to enjoy every single second of the season. It’ll be very interesting to see how the alliances play out. I cannot wiat to see Dr Will vs. Kaysar. Throw James in there and it’s going to be a free for all.
I hope my excitement dies down soon because I got to bed late last night and woke up early today so I’m pooped!
