Nessica Troubles
Every Friday or Sat, we anxiously await the arrival of 
magazine, our source for Entertainment News. This weeks cover exposes a college girl, Danielle Calo, and her alleged one hour make out session with Nick Lache. You can read all of the juicy details here. As we all know, Nick is married to Jessica Simpson.
Here’s my take on the situation. Nick and Jessica are very famous (individually as well as a couple). Nick has to know that any chic he makes out with will sell her story to the highest bidder(s). I don’t really care if he made out with anyone or not. What I don’t like is Ms. Calo going public with her news. Great, you made out with Nick Lache….your measurements are also posted in this weeks Star magazine. Congrats!
I don’t understand peoples desire to do bad things (like swap spit with a famous MARRIED person) and let that be their ticket to the big show.
What bothers me about the whole thing is a comment Danielle made….”So many people tell me I look like Ashlee Simpson. I think it’s ironic, funny and just plan weird that Nick would be attracted to someone who looks like his wife’s little sister.” So, you make out with a famous guy and then turn around and call him weird for doing it? Nick- Run! Run far away from Ms. 36C-24-36!
In other news, TomKat is pregnant. Who would have thought? Apparently, though, according to Kelly Preston, a Scientology subscriber, the birthing process for a Scientologist (?) is silent. Everything should be silent. I’d be interested to see how well Katie reacts to the physical pain associated with childbirth (Scientologists also do not take any medications, which includes an epideral, I assume) AND no screaming or loud moaning. No medications? No noises? I bet all my friends from middle school are thanking God he overlooked their “please let me marry Tom Cruise” prayers.
TomKat - Am I imagining things? I could have sworn the reason Tom and Nicole adopted was because he was “shooting blanks.” If so, how then did little Kat get pregnant? If Nicole was the one with the “inhospitable environment,” why was she talking about her “baby clock” ticking and wanting to HAVE kids with a new man? I’m confused. Hollywood people are crazy!
Regarding the “silent birth,” this came from the writings of their founder good ol’ L. Ron. Wouldn’t you know a man would make the suggestion of no noise or drugs during a pregnancy! I trust this GUY’s suggestions, cause guys are fully aware of the amount of pain required in this process and all. Although I have not had children yet, I have heard it equated to “shitting a watermelon.” Sounds pretty painful to me!
Found on MSN this morning:
“Maintain silence in the presence of birth to save the sanity of the mother and the child and safeguard the home to which they will go,” wrote Hubbard in “Dianetics.” Or, as Scientologist John Travolta explained it before wife Kelly Preston gave birth to their daughter, Ella, in 2000, the quiet is to ensure “there’s nothing recorded in the child’s mind that shouldn’t be there while there’s pain going on. Any people saying any kind of negative verbiage may adversely affect the baby later on.” Scientology also promotes a weeklong period of noiselessness following the birth to ensure the little nipper’s first days are “trauma-free.”
Can’t babies start to hear their mother’s voice (amid all the uteral noises) at 7 months? If so, shouldn’t L. Ron rethink his whole “silence period” to include the last 3 months of the pregnancy as well?
Or how about L. Ron find a way for men to have babies and he could carry and birth one, and then I think he may be qualified to tell women they need no drugs and to be quiet during childbirth.
Comment by Martha | October 10, 2005