An open letter to Victoria
Dear Victoria’s Secret,
BRING IT BACK!
You know what I’m talking about too. Due to the very public nature of this website, I will not go into specifics, but you know what I’m talking about.
I only ever agreed to shell out $48/bra because I had found “the one.” But, much to my disappointment, “Erin” your sales associate informed me that you no longer carry “the one.”
Seriously? Would it have killed you to continue making what is undoubtedly the Worlds Most Comfortable Bra?
Well, sadly I must now find other ways to spend our income tax refund.
Thanks, Victoria, Thanks.
P.S. Give that Erin chic a raise. She brought me “D”s instead of, well, my real size.
P.P.S. Although the “D” gesture gave me a momentary confidence boost, don’t think it minimizes the hurt, and the betrayal, and the tears caused by you discontinuing my favorite undergarment.
For what it’s worth, the Secret Embrace one that they’re currently promoting is really awesome….
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Comment by Heather | February 22, 2007
Hmph! The last time I got to drop that cash on ONE bra was pre-kiddlin’.
Comment by O Mama Mia | February 23, 2007
You really should visit Ann’s Bra shop in town, but only let Laura the manager fit you. She’s the bomb. She’s the one that hooked me up with the new and improved chicken cutlet (that looks like a pork chop!)
Comment by Martha | February 23, 2007