For the love of God

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Jen needs to eat a bugger and die!

She’s so self centered and incredibly uninteresting. In the first episode, she used the word “like” 8 times in 12 seconds. When the wall of pictures was revealed, she CRIED when she saw her picture.

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Watch all the craziness unfold:

When she was balling in the diary room, she took a really long pause and I thought for sure she was going to look up and then start laughing and it was going to be a big fat joke. NOPE. She really did cry over her picture.

Then on tonights episode, they revealed her HOH room (don’t even get me started on the fact that she won HOH- if that doesn’t prove the show is cooked, then I don’t know what would…) and she was so pissed at the pictures her family sent in for them to use. Rather than being grateful that she was surrounded by family pictures, she complained that there were TOO MANY of them! She said she wished they would have put up pictures of her friends and just have ONE of her family.

Then, she proceeded to TAKE DOWN the picture of she and her mom. Now, if she and her mom weren’t close and BB just put that pic in her room to spite her, I could understand if she wanted to take it down. However, the real reason she took it down was because she wasn’t wearing any make up in the picture.

Oh. My.

If I were her mom, not only would I be heartbroken, but I’d also be terribly disappointed and embarrassed.

Too bad Danielle didn’t use her POV last week on Amber and force Kiel to put up Jen as her replacement. I knew that was a huge mistake on Danielle’s part.

Alright, I’m only 12 minutes into this episode, gotta finish up!

July 15th, 2007 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | one comment

BB Update

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Dang it. Sorry James. I was rooting for ya!

Episode recap: Chilltown strikes again. Meaning: a pawn took the fall and was booted. Apparently, they’ve now labeled it as “pulling a Howie.”

I like Chilltown, but wouldn’t mind if Janelle and Danielle (The “elles” as I call them) secretly aligned and booted out the men. However, with Erika as HOH, I doubt Chilltown is in danger. I think Erika looks like a corpse. She’s very thin (too thin) and her face is concave. Her cheeks are sunken in and she has weird colored skin. I dont like her.

Basically, Erika and Chicken George need to go so Dani and Jani can duke it out against Chilltown. How sweet would that be?

Alright, well, my London Bridge is tired (Martha, is that approrpiate use of the term??) so I’m going to bed.

August 24th, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | no comments

Kharma, it’s a bitch

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Jedi Janey is now feeling the effects of her poor decisions made a few weeks ago. She essentially spent the first half of tonights show balling her eyes out because she feels responsible for Marcellas and Howie’s evictions. She should feel badly- she sent them packing. It’s her fault they’re both gone. She realized that she cannot trust Chilltown (**Newsflash** Chilltown proved their untrustworthiness Day 1, but Janey is a moron so what can I say) and now they’re gunning after her because she’s an easy target. They eliminated all of her friends/alliance so she’s all alone and she wasted 25 minutes of good BB show tonight squirting some Jedi tears. Suck it up sister.

She has to win HOH now and every Veto competition if she wants to stay in the game. And, if she does win, she must put up Boogie AND Will. Thats the only way she’ll make it any farther.

In other BB news, Will is starting to grow on me. I know, I can’t believe I admitted that. But, he’s an incredibly good player. He hasn’t won any competitions (he throws all of them b/c he doesn’t want people to think he’s a strong player and it’s working!) and he turns on the charm when need be in order to secure he stays in the house for another week. It’s totally absurd that he’s still there considering he told everyone in the house that he Hates them and BEGGED them to send him home. He totally deserves to win because everyone else is an idiot for not getting rid of him sooner.

OK, I had to get this out of me so my blood pressure would stabilize and I can now attempt to get some sleep.

PS. I hope they send Chicken George home (maybe Chilltown will realize they should keep both Janey and James since they’re both bigger targets than Chilltown) so James can win HOH and kick Janelle off. I want James to win….or maybe Will. No, James. Yea, James. See, Wills charm has radiated through my television and is affecting MY judgement. He’s good. Which is why I want him to win. Yea, Will. No wait, James.

August 22nd, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | one comment

Prisoner Janey

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Forget Jedi Janey, she’s prisoner Janey!

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Apparently, Jedi Janey has a spotted record. Her performance on BB last night supports her history of bad decision making, too. She should be arrested for the brain dead decisions she made last night. She essentially ditched her alliance and is in bed (literally and figuratively) with Dr. Will, who I cannot stand.

Cracks me up how she pools her hair to one side even in a mug shot. She’s insane. I have officially UN-named my kitty Jedi Janey. She is now Kitty O’Shea, again.

Since I know Janey reads the blog- here’s what I have to say to her: “Janey, get a life, get a period. You said you didn’t want to make the biggest mistake in BB history, and then proceeded to make the biggest mistake in BB history. I’ve lost a lot of respect for you (well, whatever respect you can actually have for reality show contestants). I hope James wins. Take that.”

“P.S. I hope Howie gives you a purple nurple.”

August 2nd, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | one comment

Big Brother All Stars

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This is going to be a great BB season! After the first 5 minutes, I was hooked.

The All Star season takes place in the BB Season 6 house, which is equipped with more than 50 cameras and 75 microphones. The show begins with Julie introducing the 20 candidates up for being elected into the house. Then, after only 2 minutes, Julie announces the first surprise of the season- there will be 14 house guests rather than the previously advertised 12. YEA! She breaks the contestants into guys and gals and starts by announcing the 4 gals that received the highest number of votes. First gal in the house is….JEDI JANEY!! Sa-weet! I honestly wasn’t too worried about Janelle, but it was still nice hearing her name being called first. Next up…..Erica. I have no idea who this chick is. Then, Nakomis. WHAT? Puh-lease tell me you’re joking, Julie. I don’t know Nakomis, but she isn’t attractive at all and I’m not sure I can take starring at her for more than a few episodes. Hopefully she’ll get booted early on and spare me the annoyance of looking at her faded Rainbow Brite hair and jacked up teeth. And, finally, the last gal with the highest number of votes….Diane. I kinda know about her- she got it on with a male contestant during her season and he ended up booting her to save Cowboy. So, the love of her life chose a cowboy over her. This should be good.

Now, onto the guys. First male contestant voted back into the house….HURRICANE HOWIE!! Woo-hoo!! Lovin’ it! Next up, Kaysar! What up Kaysar! At this point, the power could blow in my house and I’d be OK. I cannot believe that BB Season 6 is racking up like this. And then, JAMES! WHAT! This is freaking awesome! Finally, the last male receiving the highest number of votes….Jase. No clue who this dude is, but I could care less because all my people got voted in!

Right after they name Jase, the camera pans to Will, aka “Dr. Will,” who is pissed! I guess Will won his season and expected that America would vote him in to compete again, but when he wasn’t one of the highest vote getters, I could see the voodoo doll shadows in the background behind Will.

The four men run into the house and Howie immediately begins sizing up the ladies. He heads straight for Erica and gives her a big bear hug, then backs up and gives her a look over. Then he grabs Janey and his voiceover says “this is an All Star cast if you know what I mean. There are some All Star boobies in this house.” Precisely why Howie was the first guy brought back. Love him to death. Then he hugs Diane and says “Oh yea, I’m getting some play this year.”

After the commerical break, we’re back to Julie who asks the remaining losers, “is anyone shocked they weren’t picked by America,” to which Marcellas promptly replies, “I’m shocked. I am America’s black, gay sweetheart and I cannot believe this.” I don’t know Marcellas, except from what I saw on the aftershows from last season and he’s the epitomy of annoying from what I can tell.

Julie naming the rest of the contestants (who were picked by producers and not elected by America) was relatively uneventful- Will, Danielle, Marcellas (who proceeds to screech uncontrollably and physically clobber poor Julie), Allison, Mike Boogie, and Chicken George. Yup, thats right…Ivette didn’t make it! Victory! Just what I wanted…..everyone from Season 6 except Ivette. I’m not going to be able to sleep tonight, I’m so dang excited!

I will say I’m surprised Cowboy didn’t make it. But, everyone I wanted made it, so it doesn’t bother me.

Seconds after everyone is in the house together, Will asks Boogie, “where’s Kaysar and James?” (they, of course, are laying low in another room). Then Boogie says to Will, “I want Kaysar gone. He’s a smug *^&%. We’re gunna have to hurt him in a very painful way.” Then it cuts to Boogie in the confessional whining about how he doesn’t understand why America loves Kaysar because according to Boogie, Kaysar is cocky and “loves himself.” OK, fastforward about 2 seconds to when Will and Boogie form an alliance and Will goes on and on about how he (Will) better be nominated for being voted off b/c he wants people to know he’s a threat. Will’s a terd. I can’t stand him already.

During the HOH discussion, Julie reveals that there will be TWO HOH winners tonight and they must agree on who to put up for eviction, or else the two HOHs will themselves be up for eviction. Oooohhhh….I love it!

By this point, it’s quite obvious that everyone is aware of the Season 6 alliance since they’re so large (and all are *very* good players, too). As they’re preparing for the HOH competition, each non-sixer basically talks about which sixer they’re going to go after in the HOH competition.

Fast Forward to the part where Jase and Janey win HOH! Yea, with a sixer as HOH, none of the other sixers will be up for nomination.

Everyone is ticked the Janey won because they all want Janey gone. Kids, she’s a JEDI, I don’t think she’ll be going anywhere anytime soon.

During the last few minutes, Danielle walks around scheming about how they can get rid of Janey. She plants the idea that Jase should purposely disagree with Janelle so that they (Jase and Janey) are up for eviction. The non-sixers could give their word that they’ll vote for Janey and Danielle presents this as a win-win. Danielle first presents this idea to Alison and Chicken George. Danielle then drops the idea and let’s Alison run with it. So, Alison goes and blabs Danielle’s idea to the rest of the house and tries to rally the troops.

Fast Forward to the end where Jase and Janey put up Alison and Danielle for eviction.

Gotta love it!

This is going to be the best part of my summer- watching BB All Stars! With my favorite players in the game (for now, anyway), I’m going to enjoy every single second of the season. It’ll be very interesting to see how the alliances play out. I cannot wiat to see Dr Will vs. Kaysar. Throw James in there and it’s going to be a free for all.

I hope my excitement dies down soon because I got to bed late last night and woke up early today so I’m pooped!

July 6th, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | no comments

Be heard!

If you really want to cast a vote that will make a difference, then vote for Howie and Janey for Big Brother All Stars!

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Here’s why you should vote for them. Howie entertains through comedy and wit. He also has a big heart and he creates fun drama, not dramatic drama. He’s been known to cross dress and his personal attacks on other cast members crack me up.

Janey deserves your vote because she’s the best non-winning player in Big Brother history. She’s a blonde bombshell that took everyone in Season 6 by surprise. She has an incredible memory, which serves her well during the HOH competitions. She’s also very outspoken, so when someone ticks her off, she lets ‘em have it.

Jedi Janey and Hurricane Howie definitely need to be involved in the All Star Season. They left such an impression on me, I renamed my kittie boos after them.

I also wouldn’t mind if Kaysar and James from Season 6 made a come back. Kaysar was voted back into the house during his season (receiving 80%+ of America’s votes), but in a brain dead move, immediately got booted off again (Jen sucks). Aside from the brief moment of stupidity in which Kaysar trusted Jen, he really is a great player. He’s intelligent and schemes very well.

James basically lies his way through the game, but he’s soooo good at it that even though everyone knows he lies, they still trust him! Plus, he’s won the most golden vetos in BB history, so he definitely deserves to be an All Star.

Basically, everyone except Ivette (who I cannot stand) from BB Season 6 should make the All Stars. Then again, I’ve only watched Season 6 (never saw any of the first 5 seasons), so I have no idea who the other characters are.

Puh-lease cast your vote for Janey and Howie!

I’ll love you forever and ever if you do.

June 26th, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Big Brother, Life | 3 comments