American Idol

I loved, loved, loved Ace’s performance of Father Figure a few weeks ago on AI.

His last two performances have been mediocre, but I don’t effin care, he’s hot. I have the Father Figure performance on TiVo and I watch it approximately twice a night….every night.

Here’s who I like:

Mandisa- she’s very talented and I really like her personality
Chris Daughtry- he’s cool and can sing
Paris- She’s good….her voice annoys me, but she’s talented
Taylor Hicks- he’s different and good. He’s like the bastard child of Jay Leno and Rod Stewart.
Lisa- she’s very talented, but I don’t think she has a niche following
Ace- he’s hot and has a good personality, but he’s not consistenly good. If he would just sing Father Figure every week, he’d win hands down :)
Kelli Pickler- she’s fun, but not as good vocally as some of the others. She’s got a good story, though, and people really like her.

Everyone else is OK….none of them are consistently good. I think the winner will be Chris Daughtry. He’s got the look and he can sing. I think America is ready for a rocker to win and he’s just the one to do it.

I also think that contestants could save themselves a lot of heartache if they just consult me prior to picking their song choice. It’s unbelievable to me why they pick some of the songs they do….my jaw drops when they start a performance. I think the song choice last week was HORRIBLE. I also think last week America voted well when they got rid of the basketball chic. She had awful stage presence and her song choice was less than desirable. I’m glad she’s gone.

March 13th, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Etc | 3 comments

Hilarious Game

A MySpace bulletin I read from a friend had a hilarious game posted. Enjoy :)

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Lets start a new game and take the last word of a movie title and sub it with Anus! This is by far my favorite version of the game :) Post it back up so everyone can see it.

1. What’s Eating Gilberts Anus
2. In Her Anus
3. Requiem for an Anus
4. Save the Last Anus
5. The 40 year old Anus
6. Scaranus
7. finding anus!
8. Lord of the anus
9. Girl Anus
10. Kiss Kiss Bang Anus
11. The Devil’s Anus’
12. Brokeback Anus
13. Back to the Anus
14. Monty Python And The Holy Anus
15. Night Of The Living Anus
16. It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anus
17. Supersize Anus
18. Snow White And The Seven Anuses
19. The Greatest Story Ever Anus
20. Wild At Anus
21. Lords of Anus
22. The Evil Anus
23. Full Metal Anus
24. Charlie and the Chocolate Anus
25. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Anus
26. The Breakfast Anus
27. Animal Anus
28. Austin Powers: International Man of Anus
29. Dawn of the Anus
30. An American Anus in London
31. In the Mood for Anus
32. I Spit on Your Anus
33. Anus Crashers
34. When Harry Met Anus
35. Dude, Where’s My Anus?
36. The Passion of the Anus
37. La Dolce Anus
38. My Best Friend’s Anus
39. My Big Fat Greek Anus
40. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Anus

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The last three were Craig’s contributions. If you think of good ones, post them!

March 13th, 2006 Posted by Jessica | Life | one comment