An open letter to Victoria
Dear Victoria’s Secret,
BRING IT BACK!
You know what I’m talking about too. Due to the very public nature of this website, I will not go into specifics, but you know what I’m talking about.
I only ever agreed to shell out $48/bra because I had found “the one.” But, much to my disappointment, “Erin” your sales associate informed me that you no longer carry “the one.”
Seriously? Would it have killed you to continue making what is undoubtedly the Worlds Most Comfortable Bra?
Well, sadly I must now find other ways to spend our income tax refund.
Thanks, Victoria, Thanks.
P.S. Give that Erin chic a raise. She brought me “D”s instead of, well, my real size.
P.P.S. Although the “D” gesture gave me a momentary confidence boost, don’t think it minimizes the hurt, and the betrayal, and the tears caused by you discontinuing my favorite undergarment.
